C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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