i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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