OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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