Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Randomize
