Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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