office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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