So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
