I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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