im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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