So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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