I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I want to make a zoo with you.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
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he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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