would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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