If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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