I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Randomize
