just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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