Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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