I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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