I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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