party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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Less talking, more tequila
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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