Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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