I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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