To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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