also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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