have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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