I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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