Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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