Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We had sex on a dog bed..
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Randomize
