okay pat passed out under dana's car
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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