y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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