rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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