either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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