Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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