he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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