how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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