I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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