is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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