This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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