You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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