Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I touched a dick in church today
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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