my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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Someone came in the potted fern
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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