If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I am naked and annoyed.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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