Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
It was like getting head from an anaconda
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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