its not stalking. its research.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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