I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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