this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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