So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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