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(630): View more from Illinois

i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays

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(856): View more from New Jersey

"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.

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(650): View more from California

Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.

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(925): View more from California

i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.

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(540): View more from Virginia

how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.

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(937): View more from Ohio

But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver

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