I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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