There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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