dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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