This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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