she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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