508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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