This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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