butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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