Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
