yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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